When's Lunch?

My buddy Aaron in Seattle left me a phone message busting my chops: "Dude, I'm returning your call. I guess you're too busy hanging out on the set with Angelina to return my calls..." Ironically, I am so uninformed of celebrity pop culture that I could be standing next to a 'star' and not even know it. It's easily been over two years since I went to a movie theater. As far as television, I avoid it like the plague.

Doing extra work, I'm not in it for the celebrities, I'm in it for the calories.