Here are some photos from the Wm C. Cayle house that we have been working on for the fast few weeks.
About six months ago I was doing some work for a man. One morning I asked what was on that day's agenda. "This morning you're putting a new roof on the garage."
"New roof on the garage? This morning? By myself? That's kind of a big job for one person, besides, I really don't have any roofing experiance..."
" NO you goddamn moron! I bought a new blue tarp at Walmart for the roof."
"Sure they did. I spent the money on a new lap top so I could watch porn in the privacy of my room. I just have to buy a new tarp every year. Now don't be doing something stupid like falling through the remains of the roof while you're stringin it up, I don't want my insurance to go up if you get hurt."
"Aren't you going to give me a hand? It's getting kind of windy."
"Hell no, I'm going inside to look at a new web site I found, justturned18titties.com. When you're done installing the new roof, I want you to rewire the living room electric. The new extension cord is in the Walmart bag."
As the screen door slammed behind him, I said to myself "Welcome to Louisiana."