Sunday, October 24, 2010

to my nj friends

Let me clarify that these following rocket barrages of anger are directed at the State Government of New Jersey. I'm sorry if my friends in NJ feel like collateral damage in my offensive against their capital. As soon as the State of NJ surrenders under my terms and conditions, I will cease the onslaught of Jersey bashing humor. There are a lot of good people in NJ, but they never get to be seen on TV.

My friends in New Jersey, I feel for you. Every hour of your life wasted at a toll plaza, I've been there.

(Judging by the look of Christy, I don't think you need to worry about this one.)

No comments:

Post a Comment