Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Jersey can help the Gulf Area
I believe New Jersey can help with the oil clean up in the Gulf. Every year New Jersey must clean it's beaches after the Guidoes leave an oil slick on the shore. It consists not of crude oil but a vile combination of baby oil, olive oil and hair gel. The tar balls that wash up in Belmar NJ are actually oily balls of hair from the underarms of girls named Maria. If Jersey can return it's beaches to a nearly pristine state after a summer of a hundred thousand guys named Antony lying on it, there is hope.